Callen's Week Six 2020 Power Rankings
🏆‼️ | 4-2W/L | 632PF​
Week Six Points: 95.8​
[Tarv] is coming for that Waiver Wire Gawd title.
Thanks to K-Man’s beautiful spreadsheet, we can now look at simulated records for the league this year and see that Travis would still have a top team under almost any schedule. Not only is he putting up consistently high scores, having his worst week of the season still at a respectable 90, but he’s also got a bunch of the high potential players on his roster. Losing Miles Sanders to injury for a few weeks isn’t great. But Josh Allen locks down a roster with newly broken out players: Kenyan Drake, D’Andre Swift, Travis Fulgham, and Christian Kirk. This team looks like they’ll just keep winning.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Josh Allen | BUF-QB | 1 |
| Kenyan Drake | ARI-RB | 1 |
| Miles Sanders | PHI-RB | 1 |
| Jamison Crowder | NYJ-WR | 1 |
| DeVante Parker | MIA-WR | 1 |
| T.J. Hockenson | DET-TE | 1 |
| Julian Edelman | NE-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Christian Kirk | ARI-WR | 1 |
| Indianapolis Colts | IND-DEF |
FEED ME 🥄 | 4-2W/L | 642PF​
Week Six Points: 73.7​
It appears that Andy Dalton is only able to throw the ball to tight ants and running backs.
Mark just put up an absolute turd of a game, but it was his first game below 98 points all year. He’s scored 120+ in half the weeks this season. Because of that, and the fact that he’s still tied for 1st place, he gets to stay near the top of the rankings. But things are trending down pretty hard for him. Cam and Zeke both look like they’re getting worse, CeeDee loses Dak at QB, Thielen is being overshadowed by Justin Jefferson more and more, and Chubb still has probably another month on IR. The team isn’t bad by any means, but he may need to ride out a few down weeks until these players find their groove again.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Cam Newton | NE-QB | 1 |
| Ezekiel Elliott | DAL-RB | 1 |
| Myles Gaskin | MIA-RB | 1 |
| Adam Thielen | MIN-WR | 1 |
| Cooper Kupp | LAR-WR | 1 |
| Hayden Hurst | ATL-TE | 1 (Q) |
| D'Ernest Johnson | CLE-RB | 2 |
| CeeDee Lamb | DAL-WR | 1 |
| Miami Dolphins | MIA-DEF |
These rankings are trash | 3-3W/L | 600PF​
Week Six Points: 84.8​
Andrew gets the #3 spot this week, mainly based on his consistency. He’s averaging 100 points per week with a standard deviation of less than 10. We all knew his receivers were going to be good this year, and we all laughed at him for having a horrible running back tandem after the draft. Somehow, on a team with Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Tom Brady, Gronk, and Leonard Fournette, and after being total ass for two seasons, RoJo has now put up three straight 100 yard games. I don’t know how it's happening, but Drew is getting all those benefits.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Ryan Fitzpatrick | MIA-QB | 1 |
| Devin Singletary | BUF-RB | 1 |
| Ronald Jones | TB-RB | 1 |
| Tyreek Hill | KC-WR | 1 |
| DeAndre Hopkins | ARI-WR | 1 |
| Mark Andrews | BAL-TE | 1 |
| Robert Woods | LAR-WR | 1 |
| Mike Davis | CAR-RB | 1 |
| New England Patriots | NE-DEF |
You Shenault Pass! | 3-3W/L | 615PF​
Week Six Points: 59.5​
I should have never done power rankings.
I have to give Caleb’s team credit. He’s third place in PF and simulated league record. And he’s only one game back from first place in the standings. However, his team’s score has gone down literally every week of the season from 127 in their season debut. He’s bottoming out this week with a sub-60 performance. He’s bound to bounce back, but he’s trending the wrong way.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Aaron Rodgers | GB-QB | 1 |
| David Johnson | HOU-RB | 1 |
| Raheem Mostert | SF-RB | 1 |
| Marquise Brown | BAL-WR | 1 |
| Allen Robinson | CHI-WR | 1 |
| Mike Gesicki | MIA-TE | 1 |
| La'Mical Perine | NYJ-RB | 2 |
| Laviska Shenault | JAX-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | PIT-DEF |
Glizzy Guzzlers | 4-2W/L | 602PF​
Week Six Points: 77.2​
My team is proving to be solidly middle class—a true Hamburger Helper of a team. Not going to blow you away, but does enough so that you don’t starve. I was incredibly lucky to beat Mark this week, but sub-80 point performances won’t cut it often. We can’t all have John's level of luck. I think my team has performed admirably when you consider that two of my top three draft picks have had severe injuries. I’m hoping Adams can bounce back this week against the shit-tier Texans defense, but recent news on Ekeler makes it sound like it could be a while before he sees a field again. I’m just hoping to hang around long enough to slip into the postseason.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Ben Roethlisberger | PIT-QB | 1 |
| Aaron Jones | GB-RB | 1 |
| Devonta Freeman | NYG-RB | 1 |
| Darius Slayton | NYG-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Tyler Boyd | CIN-WR | 1 |
| Travis Kelce | KC-TE | 1 |
| Michael Gallup | DAL-WR | 1 |
| Davante Adams | GB-WR | 1 |
| Washington Football Team | WAS-DEF |
Uncle Cral's Little Dogs | 4-2W/L | 585PF​
Week Six Points: 126.2​
Derrick Henry hates me as much as I hate him.
This bi-polar ass team is somehow now tied for first place. The team is below average in terms of points scored, but Carl's players seem to team up and explode simultaneously, so the weeks he hits are almost guaranteed wins. Coming off a solid 126-point game, this team will be challenging to play and manage for the rest of the season.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Lamar Jackson | BAL-QB | 1 |
| James Robinson | JAX-RB | 1 |
| James Conner | PIT-RB | 1 |
| A.J. Brown | TEN-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Keelan Cole | JAX-WR | 1 |
| Jonnu Smith | TEN-TE | 1 |
| Jonathan Taylor | IND-RB | 1 |
| Brandon Aiyuk | SF-WR | 1 |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | TB-DEF |
Digital Nomad | 3-3W/L | 571PF​
Week Six Points: 101.2​
Dear diary, I lost everything again.
This team has disappointed me a bit this year. There was a rough stretch of games after a strong start, but this week saw Matt make a strong push back with a 100-point performance. I also like the move of picking up Derrick Henry, even though we all just watched the players traded away go off this week. I know it's tough to watch "your guys" play that well right after a trade, but I still think Henry can bring weekly stability and a high floor to this roster.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Jared Goff | LAR-QB | 1 |
| Derrick Henry | TEN-RB | 1 |
| David Montgomery | CHI-RB | 1 |
| Calvin Ridley | ATL-WR | 1 |
| Terry McLaurin | WAS-WR | 1 |
| Jimmy Graham | CHI-TE | 1 |
| Chris Godwin | TB-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Alexander Mattison | MIN-RB | 1 |
| San Francisco 49ers | SF-DEF |
Manhattan (KS) Miracles | 3-3W/L | 606PF​
Week Six Points: 65.9​
The depression flows like wine.
I am a poor, poor fantasy manager.
If we want to talk about tremendous scoring variations, Chris’s team has a larger standard deviation than Carl’s. After going for 155 just two weeks ago, virtually the same roster put up a 66-point dud. I think this is just going to be the reality for a while when you hold players like Will Fuller, who is always up and down, Amari Cooper, who just lost his QB, and Kareem Hunt, who will probably lose value in a few weeks if Chubb comes back. I think we’re all forgetting about the absolute bomb that’s waiting on this bench, though. C-Mac already has rumors of a potential week eight return, so while this team is only average right now, they could quickly shoot back up the standings in the back half of the season.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Patrick Mahomes | KC-QB | 1 |
| Kareem Hunt | CLE-RB | 1 (Q) |
| Jerick McKinnon | SF-RB | 2 |
| Amari Cooper | DAL-WR | 1 |
| D.J. Chark | JAX-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Eric Ebron | PIT-TE | 1 (Q) |
| Will Fuller | HOU-WR | 1 |
| Marvin Jones | DET-WR | 1 |
| Los Angeles Rams | LAR-DEF |
76-37-5 | 2-4W/L | 580PF​
Week Six Points: 132.8​
Is Ryan Tannehill elite?
Scottie out here completing four-vert Hail Marys, trading away his best player. It was a big gamble to ship out D-Hennessey when he's the team's strongest player. But the reality was that his roster wasn't winning, and he had to make a move. Even after seeing an immediate ROI on this move, I'm not calling any guarantees on Justin Jefferson scoring 30 a game for the rest of the year or CEH going for 160 again. Still, the team is trending up and could jump a few spots very quickly.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Ryan Tannehill | TEN-QB | 1 |
| Clyde Edwards-Helaire | KC-RB | 1 |
| Darrell Henderson | LAR-RB | 1 |
| Stefon Diggs | BUF-WR | 1 |
| Justin Jefferson | MIN-WR | 1 |
| George Kittle | SF-TE | 1 |
| Jerry Jeudy | DEN-WR | 1 |
| Damien Harris | NE-RB | 3 |
| Chicago Bears | CHI-DEF |
The Mixon Administration | 3-3W/L | 551PF​
Week Six Points: 87.9​
John's team just hasn't been very good. He is very lucky to even be tied for second place (along with literally half of the league). It's taken some lucky matchups to even get to this point for him, but I don't think it'll get much easier. Right whenever Kenny G is coming back, Mixon is starting to deal with injuries. Right when Julio has a breakout game, OBJ throws up another turd burger. Somehow John is both lucky and unlucky at the same time. Just don't trade with him, and hopefully, Russ won't set the NFL touchdown passing record this year.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Andy Dalton | DAL-QB | 1 |
| Joe Mixon | CIN-RB | 1 |
| Zack Moss | BUF-RB | 2 (Q) |
| Julio Jones | ATL-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Kenny Golladay | DET-WR | 1 |
| Evan Engram | NYG-TE | 1 |
| Odell Beckham | CLE-WR | 1 |
| Chase Claypool | PIT-WR | 1 |
| Kansas City Chiefs | KC-DEF |
Zug My Balls | 1-5W/L | 529PF​
Week Six Points: 89.0​
After a run of peepeepoopoo games and maybe a little bad luck, Logz is now 1-5 and at the bottom of the rankings. That said, he has posted a couple of average scores the last two weeks at 105 and 89 points, respectively. These scores won’t be enough to move the needle on his season, but putting those up consistently probably does enough to get him out of the basement and maybe ruin weeks for a few people along the way. I’d advise joining me as a full-time fantasy Bachelorette analyst for the next couple of months.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Deshaun Watson | HOU-QB | 1 |
| Phillip Lindsay | DEN-RB | 2 |
| Todd Gurley | ATL-RB | 1 |
| Golden Tate | NYG-WR | 1 |
| Brandin Cooks | HOU-WR | 1 |
| Zach Ertz | PHI-TE | 1 |
| JuJu Smith-Schuster | PIT-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Adam Humphries | TEN-WR | 1 |
| Baltimore Ravens | BAL-DEF |
Fake News Shill | 2-4W/L | 543PF​
Week Six Points: 79.0​
Trond's team is starting to separate itself from the pack already, and it's only six weeks into the season. This week's starting lineup includes Frank Gore, Latavius Murray, and James White. That probably tells you everything you need to know. The team is not great, and I think they'll continue to be not great.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Kyler Murray | ARI-QB | 1 |
| Frank Gore | NYJ-RB | 1 |
| Rex Burkhead | NE-RB | 4 |
| Mike Evans | TB-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Marquez Valdes-Scantling | GB-WR | 1 |
| Trey Burton | IND-TE | 1 |
| T.Y. Hilton | IND-WR | 1 |
| James White | NE-RB | 1 |
| New York Giants | NYG-DEF |