Caleb's Week Twelve 2022 Power Rankings
Dragonball Zeke | 8-4W/L | 1421PF
Week Twelve Points: 133.9
This team slaps harder than Will Smith on Oscars night. Having Josh Allen, Nick Chub, and Justin Jefferson makes for a high ceiling and a high floor. Throwing in the fact that Kenneth Walker has kept up a surprisingly good pace of points and Hockenson being traded off the Lions makes this team that much scarier. Even his weak points can rack up some double D points in Deebo and Diante. The one risk is that his bench looks pretty shaky, but if the team stays healthy, only luck will keep Scottie from bringing home the Cathy.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Josh Allen | BUF-QB | 1 |
| Kenneth Walker | SEA-RB | 2 |
| Nick Chubb | CLE-RB | 1 |
| Justin Jefferson | MIN-WR | 1 |
| Diontae Johnson | PIT-WR | 1 |
| T.J. Hockenson | DET-TE | 1 (Q) |
| Ezekiel Elliott | DAL-RB | 1 |
| Deebo Samuel | SF-WR | 1 |
| New England Patriots | NE-DEF |
Fullmetal Ekelerist | 8-4W/L | 1317PF
Week Twelve Points: 117.3
Coming in at number two, we have Callen. Overall, this is a solid team, and they are consistent. However, I don't think this team comes anywhere close to Scottie's. There is a lot of really good talent on this team, but not a lot of great talent. His list of startable RBs is longer than his hair, but just like it takes more than glorious hair to make an average guy handsome, I think it might take more than solid depth to make a championship team.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Justin Herbert | LAC-QB | 1 |
| David Montgomery | CHI-RB | 1 (Q) |
| D'Onta Foreman | CAR-RB | 2 |
| CeeDee Lamb | DAL-WR | 1 |
| Allen Lazard | GB-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Gerald Everett | LAC-TE | 1 |
| Aaron Jones | GB-RB | 1 |
| Austin Ekeler | LAC-RB | 1 |
| Indianapolis Colts | IND-DEF |
Dollar General Box Fans | 6-6W/L | 1261PF
Week Twelve Points: 115.3
This team is hitting on all cylinders just at the right time. Christian McCaffery is having an off-game and still putting up solid numbers, which speaks for itself. Godwin is looking back to his true self, and Olave and St. Brown only look better. Pollard is looking more and more like the back to have in Dallas, and now that Conner is back in the mix, he's finally putting up the numbers Mark hoped he would all season. Once Mark gets Keenan Allen in his lineup again, and if Fields keeps ballin' out, this bargain bin team could go from straight blowin' to blowin' the competition away… just like a high-powered Dollar General box fan.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Tom Brady | TB-QB | 1 |
| Christian McCaffrey | CAR-RB | 1 (Q) |
| James Conner | ARI-RB | 1 (Q) |
| Chris Olave | NO-WR | 1 |
| Amon-Ra St. Brown | DET-WR | 1 (O) |
| Dawson Knox | BUF-TE | 1 (Q) |
| Chris Godwin | TB-WR | 2 (Q) |
| Tony Pollard | DAL-RB | 2 |
| Baltimore Ravens | BAL-DEF |
Saquon deez nuts | 9-3W/L | 1184PF
Week Twelve Points: 95.97
Andrew is the Jerry Jones of this league. He is good at making you think his team is the best, but when it all comes down to it, they will probably be out in the first round of the playoffs. One look at this team, and you see a bunch of people performing better than they should. Which more or less defines this team as a whole. I don’t think this team has the star power to bring home the trophy. The fact that Andrew has two bench spots taken up by players on IR, including Rashad Penny (have you seen Kenneth Walker play?) instead of shooting his shot in spending his $185 FAAB on Z. Knight shows that this manager doesn’t deserve the Cathy either.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Geno Smith | SEA-QB | 1 |
| Antonio Gibson | WAS-RB | 1 |
| Saquon Barkley | NYG-RB | 1 |
| Mike Evans | TB-WR | 1 |
| Adam Thielen | MIN-WR | 1 |
| Juwan Johnson | NO-TE | 1 |
| DK Metcalf | SEA-WR | 1 |
| Devin Singletary | BUF-RB | 1 |
| San Francisco 49ers | SF-DEF |
Unaccredited Chili Guy | 4-8W/L | 1341PF
Week Twelve Points: 101.26
If I were betting, knowing nothing about this league, I would place money on Trond winning every match against any team except Scottie's. Unfortunately, even when his team is really good, Trond still finds ways to lose, and I don't see this trend stopping just because playoffs happen.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Patrick Mahomes | KC-QB | 1 |
| Cordarrelle Patterson | ATL-RB | 1 |
| Miles Sanders | PHI-RB | 1 |
| Davante Adams | LV-WR | 1 |
| Amari Cooper | CLE-WR | 1 |
| George Kittle | SF-TE | 1 |
| Tyreek Hill | MIA-WR | 1 |
| Michael Carter | NYJ-RB | 1 |
| Los Angeles Rams | LAR-DEF |
Derrick on Titan | 4-8W/L | 1276PF
Week Twelve Points: 121.12
Having the number one, three, and seven RBs in the league should make me one of the top teams in the league. With Nuk and Mike Williams as the WRs, I should be killing it. Unfortunately, the football gods haven't been smiling upon this Denver fan very much this year. Close games never fall my way; injuries and poorly timed bye weeks have made it to where my team will be lucky to make the playoffs this year, but if I do, I'll make some noise.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Dak Prescott | DAL-QB | 2 (O) |
| Derrick Henry | TEN-RB | 1 |
| Cam Akers | LAR-RB | 2 |
| Parris Campbell | IND-WR | 1 |
| DeAndre Hopkins | ARI-WR | |
| Greg Dulcich | DEN-TE | |
| Rhamondre Stevenson | NE-RB | 2 |
| Josh Jacobs | LV-RB | 1 |
| Buffalo Bills | BUF-DEF |
Cheeseburger Lenny | 6-6W/L | 1249PF
Week Twelve Points: 123.84
Is this the new World Beaters? Chris saved up and used all his FAAB money just at the right time to make a push for the playoffs. They were good moves but also very risky. Knight is unproven, and Watson could be very rusty, especially in his first two weeks back (and honestly, I hope he sucks and this backfires on you just because he's a scum bag and because I didn't get him for my $0 play). But if Chris can make it in, he will probably beat Andrews's team.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Kyler Murray | ARI-QB | 1 |
| Samaje Perine | CIN-RB | 2 |
| Kareem Hunt | CLE-RB | 2 |
| Tee Higgins | CIN-WR | 1 |
| Darius Slayton | NYG-WR | 2 |
| Cole Kmet | CHI-TE | 1 |
| Tyler Lockett | SEA-WR | 1 |
| Jaylen Waddle | MIA-WR | 1 |
| Miami Dolphins | MIA-DEF |
Jalen the Super Saiyan | 7-5W/L | 1216PF
Week Twelve Points: 104.92
For how good the Vikings have been this year, Dalvin Cook has been a bit disappointing, and he is not even the most disappointing RB on Tarv's roster (Najee). Luckily for Tarv, Jalen Hurts has been outstanding, and WR injuries on the Chargers have allowed Palmer to shine. But with the Eagles facing tougher defenses in the coming weeks and Chargers WRs getting healthy, Travis is going to need to hope his RBs figure it out.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Jalen Hurts | PHI-QB | 1 |
| Dalvin Cook | MIN-RB | 1 |
| Najee Harris | PIT-RB | 1 |
| JuJu Smith-Schuster | KC-WR | 1 |
| Michael Pittman | IND-WR | 1 |
| Dalton Schultz | DAL-TE | 1 (Q) |
| Joshua Palmer | LAC-WR | 1 |
| Marquise Brown | ARI-WR | 1 |
| Dallas Cowboys | DAL-DEF |
JoJo's Ja'Marr Adventure | 4-8W/L | 1232PF
Week Twelve Points: 94.67
Outside of Kelce, this team is tough to look at. With Chase out, there isn't much to get excited about here. Watson has been crushing it and helping carry the load, and if Tua could turn his real football points into fantasy points, he'd be a stud. I have this team ranked here because, with a little luck, Carl could get into the playoffs even with the doodiest pair of RBs I've ever seen.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Tua Tagovailoa | MIA-QB | 1 (O) |
| Dameon Pierce | HOU-RB | 1 |
| Jeff Wilson | SF-RB | 1 |
| Christian Watson | GB-WR | 2 |
| Nico Collins | HOU-WR | 1 |
| Travis Kelce | KC-TE | 1 |
| Latavius Murray | NO-RB | |
| George Pickens | PIT-WR | 1 |
| Philadelphia Eagles | PHI-DEF |
My Hero Alvin Kamaria | 6-6W/L | 1221PF
Week Twelve Points: 69.57
This team has potential, but it's boom or bust, and you can tell, looking at K-Man's bench this last week, that it's hard to pick all the booms.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Joe Burrow | CIN-QB | 1 |
| Alvin Kamara | NO-RB | 1 (Q) |
| Damien Harris | NE-RB | 1 |
| A.J. Brown | PHI-WR | 1 |
| Gabe Davis | BUF-WR | 1 (Q) |
| Foster Moreau | LV-TE | 2 (Q) |
| Brandon Aiyuk | SF-WR | 1 |
| Terry McLaurin | WAS-WR | 1 |
| Denver Broncos | DEN-DEF |
Neon Genesis Etienne | 5-7W/L | 1123PF
Week Twelve Points: 123.95
What the hell happened to Kamara this year? Ouch! Harris is out, and even if he wasn't, Stevenson is making a solid case to be the lead back for the Patriots. Davis has been disappointing as well. Joe Burrow and AJ Brown are studs, but it's not enough to carry this trash two-defense team.
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Trevor Lawrence | JAX-QB | 1 |
| Travis Etienne | JAX-RB | 2 |
| Isiah Pacheco | KC-RB | 3 |
| Stefon Diggs | BUF-WR | 1 |
| DeVonta Smith | PHI-WR | 1 |
| David Njoku | CLE-TE | 1 (Q) |
| Rachaad White | TB-RB | 2 |
| Garrett Wilson | NYJ-WR | 1 |
| New York Jets | NYJ-DEF |
Taylor Moon | 5-7W/L | 1183PF
Week Twelve Points: 108.8
Yikes. Hey, at least JT finally had a good game, right?
| Name | Team | Depth |
|---|---|---|
| Lamar Jackson | BAL-QB | 1 |
| Jonathan Taylor | IND-RB | 1 |
| Jamaal Williams | DET-RB | 2 |
| Curtis Samuel | WAS-WR | 1 |
| DJ Moore | CAR-WR | 1 |
| Mark Andrews | BAL-TE | 1 |
| Courtland Sutton | DEN-WR | 1 |
| Christian Kirk | JAX-WR | 1 |
| Kansas City Chiefs | KC-DEF |